• Notes on the Art of Dressing Well: Observations from Europe

    One of my favorite pastimes is looking at how people dress. Fashion feels wonderfully alive to me, something to play with and observe, a language of its own in fabric and silhouette. I had such fun noticing the differences between European (an overgeneralization, of course, given the regional nuances) and New York fashion. The distinctions, which I will try to untangle here, seem shaped far more by climate than by taste alone. You will not need a coat in Mallorca, and in Tromsø you will be grateful for anything insulated before you begin to think about aesthetics, save perhaps for a bikini in a sauna before a polar plunge into the harbor’s ice-cold water.

    In London, I saw ballet flats, heels, and boots everywhere; sneakers on women were comparatively rare, especially when contrasted with New York. Beige coats dominated the streets—some unmistakably Burberry, others renditions. In London, heels and boots seemed nearly universal; yes, women in New York wear them too, yet the prevalence of a heeled boot throughout Europe creates an impression of height and refinement that subtly alters posture.  Walking through the financial district, not Canary Wharf with its glass towers to the east but the one-square-mile City of London itself, I was struck by the visible effort women put into their workwear. I do not often walk through Midtown during the morning commute, so perhaps I miss something, yet in New York the black summer suit appears almost obligatory, which feels dreary given the possibilities of color and fabric available to professional clothing. Even in SoHo’s Aritzia, where certain pieces are still somewhat charming, the lack of natural fibers makes the clothing faintly lifeless despite the scattered pale pink and light blue hues.

    I would sometimes go to class without makeup, maybe wet hair, and feel a bit unfinished, almost like I had forgotten to brush my teeth or put my shoes on, because so many women wore lipstick, styled hair, and had an air of deliberate polish– I loved their effort, their preparation! I noticed a lot of bright reds, as well as coordinated belts, boots, and bags (especially dark brown or purple). In New York, I’ll notice a range of fur coats – mostly faux, occasionally rabbit, sometimes mink – which are impractical for London’s damp climate. In my opinion, a faux fur collar can be elegant but an entire coat looks garish.

    Harrods, the department store, deserves mention. The gift shop alone was where the theories in my class on British design came alive: stationery, water bottles, umbrellas, all-bearing William Morris prints, Victorian flourishes, and that particular British affection for nature and calligraphy. Every object, down to the pens, was bespoke. I left with a light blue Harrods toile tote for summer, and a green menagerie-themed pen and stationery set: all my holiday cards for the year were written on those!

    Bruges, Belgium, surprised me with its colorful sartorial selection. I brought home a huge white scarf, delicate lavender gloves, and a pink mohair sweater that looked like a very well-bred cloud, along with pieces influenced by Antwerp, often called Belgium’s fashion capital. The textures felt alive – and I thoroughly appreciated the look of fluffy mohair afterwards!

    Positano’s boutiques were astonishingly expensive, but the patterns were too magnificent to dismiss on price alone. A dark blue bikini with polka-dot lemons caught my eye (I swear I couldn’t stop admiring it for five full minutes); a coral sundress stole my heart. Tourists chose structured sun hats over classically American baseball caps and flowing skirts over denim; long patterned trousers for those riding motorcycles, sometimes leather if one arrived prepared. Beyond fashion, the sculptural, painted, and ceramic galleries awed me beyond comparison (and so did those craggy mountains overlooking the Amalfi coast!), and though my suitcase and budget discouraged indulgence, I wished I could have brought some art home.

    Rome and Trieste offered beautifully made clothing at astonishingly modest prices, from long fall coats trimmed with faux fur to linen dresses and silk tops. My only hesitation was tailoring; they were pretty much one-size-fits-all, and many garments would need adjustment (I need to learn to sew anyway!). In a Roman vintage store, I found real fur boots no longer produced by MoonBoot, created by an owner who once lived above Caffè Reggio in Greenwich Village in the 1990s, and I carried them home for a fraction of what I would have paid in the United States.

    In Prague and Paris, fur coats lined the streets and filled shop windows, and vintage and consignment shopping seemed like a cultural habit rather than an occasional indulgence. In Prague, I visited a shop where Louis Vuitton second-hand purses were priced at a quarter of their American equivalents. I particularly loved the independent boutiques and store concepts: I even encountered a café-bar-laundromat hybrid, quite practical and charming. The color palette skewed darker there, closer to New York’s signature black sartorial palette.

    Conversely, Berlin surprised me by how little black I saw during the day: like London, there were plenty of beige and soft neutrals. Vienna and Bratislava leaned more alternative, closer to what one imagines of Berlin’s daytime aesthetic. At night, however, fashion shifted dramatically, especially in certain clubs that shall remain unnamed, where clothing became minimal… and whatever remained on had to be, well, sexy, panther-like.

    In Mallorca, I focused on their jewelry stores (to be honest, the clothes were geared towards middle-aged German tourists). I purchased several silver bracelets and a real pearl one from two different shop owners who were generous with their time and stories. The first shop, tucked away on a quiet street near Palma’s cathedral, displayed silver bracelets that caught the sunlight beautifully, mesmerizingly. Around that time, I decided to commit more seriously to silver, which complements my pale skin better than gold ever has (tragic!). The pearl jeweler from one of the aforementioned stores chatted with me for an hour in the midmorning, explaining oyster cultivation practices in China and Australia and the global demand for Mallorca’s factory-made pearls. I chose a real one, slightly irregular and cream-toned (shockingly student-budget appropriate, mind you).

    Fashion in Tromsø occupies a different category altogether. Everything was ridiculously expensive, being so far away from the rest of the world’s commerce: a casual restaurant burger was thirty-four dollars. There were few fashion boutiques, which is understandable in a place where the need for warmth supersedes aesthetics. To stand out, though, the gift shops leaned heavily into bold “Norway” lettering as part of their appeal. I relied on my chic fur boots from that thrift shop in Rome, thermal layers, and the white Bruges scarf to endure the cold. In the Polar Museum, wax figures dressed in fur-lined hats and coats, commonplace here before mass-produced Canada Goose parkas took over. It was neat to see that Arctic exploration was done in outerwear both functional and enviable (I’ve hardly seen a nicer coat during NY Fashion Week!).

    If I regret anything, it is not purchasing more jewelry, which tends to be more expensive and less durable in the United States. Much of the faux gold that’s now in style appears tacky and garish, and unsuitable for water, which defeats its purpose for me since I refuse to remove bracelets at the beach. 

    Back to clothing ethics and basics: sustainability and durability distinguish what feels enduring from what quickly falls apart. Fabrics must match and flow easily into one another; matching accessories create a nice sense of coherence. In A Very Short Introduction to Beauty, which I enjoyed reading on trips through London’s Underground, the author writes that fashion “permits people to play with appearances, to send recognizable messages to the society of strangers, and to be at one with their own appearance in a world where appearances count.” That sentiment validated my distaste for certain parts of New York’s prevailing style before I left: sweatpants, oversized silhouettes, and ubiquitous leggings often project something too casual to take oneself seriously.

    What I saw across many European cities was a sense of self-certainty expressed through dress, a willingness to participate in one’s own presentation.

    Interestingly, Europe has recently taken a legislative step that may reinforce that attitude toward clothing. New regulations under the European Union’s Corporate Sustainability Due Diligence Directive (CSDDD) establish a framework requiring large companies—generally those with more than 1,000 employees—to conduct due diligence regarding human rights violations and environmental impacts across their supply chains. Among other things, the law makes it far more difficult for companies to rely on loosely regulated overseas subsidiaries to produce clothing without accountability for labor practices or sustainability standards.

    While these rules primarily affect the largest brands, they represent a meaningful step in addressing the harms of fast fashion, which has become damaging both to the environment and to the workers who produce inexpensive garments at scale. Beyond those structural concerns, fast fashion also carries an aesthetic consequence: clothing made to be disposable often looks disposable. The effect can feel disconnected, as though the wearer has little relationship to the objects they choose to put on their body.

    Dressing well, in the sense I observed across many European streets, seems tied to a different mentality — one that values durability, materials, and intention. If clothing is a form of self-expression, it is difficult to separate that expression from the conditions under which it was made. As reasoning beings, the choices we make about what we buy inevitably reflect the values we hold, and there is something quietly satisfying about purchasing from companies that attempt to uphold ethical standards while producing garments meant to last.

    Fashion, after all, is not simply decoration; it is participation.

  • An Interview with the Girls

    In a world full of podcasters talking about nonsense… you will find us there. However, we will spare each other the degradation of having to hear your own voice, and instead write it out. For $89.99, we will send you the raw voice memo! You can hear Becky tapping her phone to make sure the screen doesn’t go dark during the recording, along with Alisia hurrying everyone up because her Doordasher was en route. 

    Becky: Recording for Sunbleacht. I’m very excited. First question, all right. Ladies, how would you describe your sense of style? 

    Alisia: Canvas-y. Black, white, brown, and beige. It’s not very “out there,” it’s basic in color. I like to throw on a fun jacket or a fun purse which I feel will spice things up – or maybe a fun shoe – a big shoe. I like my loafers. I love my fur coat, too. It’s so Russian, and I feel my best when I put my fur coat on – it just makes every outfit look better.

    Graciela: I’m never good at describing my personal style. I mainly own more basic styles – lots of black and white colors. 

    Alisia: Chic. 

    Graciela: I just always want to buy lace tops that seem so impractical to wear because they’re see-through, but I just love them,so I get them. I saw this one that’s basically a lingerie top, and I haven’t really figured out how to wear it – but I will figure it out one day. Last year, I was unpacking all of my winter stuff that I had in storage in New York, and I had like 5 million coats. Because when it’s cold, that’s my outfit. I was like, “ohh…” but I still buy more.

    Alisia: Nothing’s wrong with that. 

    Becky: Beachy and colorful. I don’t like polyester. I think polyester looks like plastic. I like big statement sunglasses and even my big tortoiseshell glasses that I wear to class. I love pink, purple, and blue. For shoes I like heels.

    Alisia: I’ve noticed, that in comparison to people our age – and just other people I see out and about period – the three of us are always in high heels. Usually very high heels. I love my platform high pumps. I’ve noticed that we’re always taller than everyone whenever we’re out. 

    Graciela: One time, I wore my taller boots out and I literally was a foot taller than everyone.

    Alisia: When we were at the Mardi Gras ball, I wore one heel and one fracture boot which was a crazy choice to make. Nobody saw the heel under my dress, but I wore it anyway.

    Becky: It feels great to be so tall.

    Alisia: I see Becky in a cotton skirt, like a little flowy skirt. There’s a photo of you in that blue and white striped skirt [in Miami] If I had to pick one item of clothing that describes your style, it’d be that. 

    Becky: Okay, second question. What does your future home look like?

    Alisia: A lot of art – like a ridiculous amount of art. Eclectic art. Darker colors on the inside because my [New Orleans] house is very dark on the inside, and I love it. Lots of big windows. No overhead white lighting – that’s a strict policy anywhere I live. I’ll find a cool interior designer. My dad’s good friend is an interior designer: I like his style, he likes dark colors too. Again, a lot of art, for sure. I’m going to be spending most of my money on art, buying from artists living in New York. I want to buy from people I know, people I’ve met that I think are interesting. We’ve got to support the living artists. I’ll make a painting or two for my house. I want an art studio. In an ideal world I live above my art studio. Also I want to live in the East Village, with a Central Park view, which is impossible in the East Village.

    Becky: By the time you’ll own a home there’ll be artificial-intelligence generated screens to give you a view of Central Park, don’t worry. Graciela, what about you?

    Graciela: I have multiple homes, naturally.

    Becky: Real. 

    Graciela: I have a lot of stuff saved on Pinterest. I want to have a nice kitchen – I also want a big countertop – because I love baking and I want to cook. I feel like every time I’ve had a kitchen in New York, there’s been some kind of issue, so I haven’t been able to cook. I also need a big closet, and I’d also like a library for all of my books and a little reading nook. I’d have a rooftop or balcony with a nice view. I saw this forest green couch that I had an obsession with in some home goods store that I’d love to have.

    Becky: I have a lot of ideas, detailed down to the very last door and sink handle. Nautical beach theme. I wanna live on the beach in New York. And hopefully a nice vacation home in the south of France overlooking the Mediterranean. I’d have a tennis court and a small plunge pool — instead of a huge swimming pool — because I wouldn’t really use it that much since the ocean would be right there. I would rather have space for the tennis court. Mediterranean style, red tile roof, stucco, nice white shutters. I want a fresco in my foyer and a curved organic-form staircase. Bedroom with a nice balcony that I can have a coffee on. For the living room I want an open concept, airy, light, with fun accents like pink and purple and blue. Ooh, I want a le roche-bobois bubble couch. In terms of art, I want a marble sculpture of me in my house. For the sake of keeping it PG-13, I’ll redact further information about this sculpture.

    Alisia: Ooh yes, I want one too.

    Graciela: Yes!

    Becky: We could get a group figure of us. 

    Alisia: Maybe Becky can get a bronze one and then I’ll make a casting and then you can melt yours to make coins. I’ll just carry around melted gold in my purse.

    Becky: My IRL Bitcoin. Or I can use your melted gold to make a really great crowbar to defend myself with on the subway in New York.

    We digress to discuss our former hostile and …clean… living conditions.

    Alisia: What’s wrong with rice in the sink? Leaving the oven on overnight four different times?

    Becky: There is nothing wrong with flakes of fried egg and ketchup stains on the stove burner.

    Becky, quickly because Alisia has motioned that the door dasher is a few minutes away: Okay, third question. What does the perfect date look like for you two?

    Alisia: We go and we sit at a cool restaurant and I have about three pornstar martinis. And he really wants to hear what I have to say about art and about things I’m interested in. And then we walk around after and we get dessert somewhere. I really want to be somewhere cool, with a good scene of people, you know, like Fanelli or Lucien. Or Mari Vanna so I can show him my culture. Potatoes, you know. 

    Becky: You wouldn’t be dating a Russian guy?

    Alisia, in a Russian accent: Maybe. Potato, big important. 

    Alisia: After, he would take me somewhere cool and he’d have a table just for the two of us. Graciela?

    Graciela: He would definitely be the one to pay.

    Alisia: Non-negotiable.

    Graciela: I feel like I want to do something fun together. I’d want him to decide for us, so he has to be the one to come up with that.

    Becky: OK, here’s my idea: we go to Washington Square Park and we throw raw eggs at the skaters and also the protesters. Then we are approached by a podcaster. I am canceled online. The New York Post writes an article about me the next day. We go to a comedy club. I interrupt the comedian because at this point I’ve also had three drinks. Then we go to Bobst.

    Alisia: Oh, it gets worse. 

    Becky: I mansplain Celtic mythology to him. 

    Graciela: How is he getting into Bobst?

    Becky: I sneak him in under the guise that he’s a visiting professor, he has to make a topic up on the spot, that’s the second test. 

    Alisia: Is he getting a second date?

    Becky: There’s no one else who will throw eggs at people in Washington Square Park with him.

    Alisia’s Doordash order has arrived: we break so that we can clear a plate of fruit and Nutella.

  • Do You Know What it Means to Miss New Orleans?

    Most people have a terrible misconception of what Mardi Gras is (thank you, Tulane Tik Tok). They assume it’s a rave: six inch, thigh-high, metallic boots with a bikini and a baggie of psychedelics to match. You run on Monster and New Amsterdam vodka for a month. You live on Bourbon street. Now, I’m sure that’s what plenty of Tulane kids do, and that’s why many locals dislike them. 

    For someone that’s been hanging out with Tulane kids since high school, I should probably cut them some slack, right? Wrong! It’s crucial for every small-ish city to criticize the local university’s out-of-state students. 🙂 If you have an issue with this, take it up with complainiac@sunbleacht.com.

    However, I, of course, am slightly hypocritical on occasion, Mardi Gras being one. When I go to the French Quarter, I do it in a local way to enjoy music — when Tulane kids go to the French Quarter, it’s annoying, disruptive, and uncool. When I crowded Amelia street at 15 it was because it was “the spot” — when Tulane kids do it now, it’s because they don’t respect the city. However, I don’t wear a g-string one-piece around families with kids (this happened last year at a party I threw, that my brother, a toddler, was at), so maybe I’m not that much of a hypocrite. Mardi Gras is a family event and it must be treated as such! Walking down St. Charles during day parades is everything but a rave, but more of a neighborhood block party — we watched Tucks next to two cribs with newborns in them, gnawing on plastic beads and drinking Grenades from their bottles. 

    THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12

    My friends and I flew into New Orleans on February 11th for the Hermes ball (like the Greek god, not the brand) on the 12th. The morning consisted of prepping, but the night started with a champagne party. While my friends were wandering in a sea of well-dressed New Orleanians, I was in the back rooms of the Hyatt regency with my parents, listening to the court’s speeches. A Mardi Gras court consists of the people who will be  presented that year: the king, queen, the pages, the ladies in waiting, the maids (debutantes), and the previous year’s returning queen and maid court. When the ball starts, the guests find their seats facing the stage — with the women sitting and men standing — and then the court members get presented one-by-one, in a specific order, with trumpet intermissions. As a returning maid, I just did a brief walk across the stage with my dad and then sat off to the side. Last year, I had to walk in three circles and stand in front of 500 people for 45 minutes with one broken foot in a boot, the other in a white Prada kitten heel. And a smile! When I started walking up the stairs of the stage, I, Cinderella style, lost my heel. By some miracle I was able to get my foot back into my shoe, pretending I was doing an extra long curtsy. 

    Alisia before the ball last year, 2025.

    The best part of any Mardi Gras ball is the fashion. For Hermes, women are required to wear floor-length gowns that cover their heels and white elbow-length gloves — other than that, it’s up to the gal herself. Gowns range from straight, black gowns, to neon pink gowns with open backs, to frilly, flowery, lacey gowns, to gowns with fake shards of gold and reflective glass (as my gorgeous mom famously wore a few years ago). Men wear black suits with “tails,” which make them look like penguins. Men that are part of the court wear white, orange, and gold costumes with feathers and masks, hiding them in anonymity. The pages — boys around six-years old — wear all-white outfits with a feathered hat, a blonde wig, blue eyeshadow, and red lipstick. A universal moment for a New Orleans middle schooler is finding a photo of your then-crush during his page-era. The king also wears a blonde wig. The queen wears a beautiful, bejeweled crown and dress, with a long, bedazzled train which two pages have to maneuver behind her. But different krewes have different dress codes — when I was in high school, I went to a ball where all the high school boys that were on the court had to dress up as jesters. 

    After the ceremony, the krewe invites the guests onto the stage for photos, and then we all toddle off to dinner. We found our names on a seating chart, a glass of celebratory champagne, and our way to the table. We sat with my best family friend and his SMU friends, who are always fun to get to know because both parties are culture-shocked by the others’ university life. The dinner consisted of an immediately-devoured charcuterie board appetizer; a salad; a great steak, crab cake, and mashed potato dinner; and a king cake for dessert. Along with a drink or two – it is Mardi Gras, after all.  

    I have always preferred to keep a small group of friends over a big one. Watching my childhood best friends meet my New York best friends — and all get along so well — was awesome: I’m lucky to have had a successful friend group merge. Friendships are funny. Nothing much has changed about me from the time I was 11, and if anything, I’m almost exactly like the person that 11 year old me envisioned, minus neon purple hair. I am still friends with the girls I was friends with at 11, and when I see photos of my college friends at that age, I know we would’ve all been friends. Nights of endless Minecraft and Shane Dawson videos must not have been as unique as I thought at the time. 

    FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13

    We spent the night at the Hyatt, and in the morning all got ready for the Hermes brunch at Antoine’s. Antoine’s is one of the old, classic French Quarter restaurants, and the traditional host of the Hermes brunch; many old classic restaurants host other krewes’ brunches. To avoid Mardi Gras traffic, we went on a nice stroll through the New Orleans Central Business District into the Quarter, and were blessed with the most phenomenal weather. All of our family friends had a table near each other at brunch, and it was great to see everyone, especially since many of my family friends had yet to meet my New York friends, or hadn’t seen my childhood friends since… Well, childhood. My godfather jokingly brought over all of our same-age, male friends to try to set them up with my New Yorkers. Mimosas flowed, baguettes were buttered, steaks were cut, dessert plates were cleared. We took some champagne to go (thank you, open can laws), and headed over to my godfather’s store a few blocks away. We spent a few hours there hanging out with even more family friends, and my heart was full to the brim — nothing beats Southern charm and the chattiest people ever in one spot. 

    A long nap followed the morning festivities, but then I had a party to co-host. We all got ready and headed over to our garage in River Ridge, where we were throwing a party with the SMU kids. The night consisted of finding out more university culture shocks from chatting with them, fake bartending, and explaining that I was in-fact a co-host, not a frat guy’s plus-one. After the party, Becky and I headed to The Boot to party with Tulane kids (I go to The Boot in a local way, not to be mistaken for a ruckus-causing Tulane kid!), and then eating leftover, cold pizza in my kitchen. 

    They say Mardi Gras is a marathon, not a sprint — unfortunately, we sprinted. Saturday and Sunday were relaxed and consisted of taking my brother to parades, life-changing sushi, crappy reality TV, and 24,000 steps around Uptown New Orleans. 

    I spent years admiring every aspect of New Orleans, finding what I liked and didn’t. This has probably made me an okay tour guide, as my friends have been telling me they “know what it means to miss New Orleans” – a reference to the 1947 lyric by Eddie DeLange and, more famously, the magnet on my fridge. I truly believe that everyone should visit New Orleans at some point in their lives, and I’m glad I was able to bring my friends — who haven’t spent much time in the South — to the best city in it. It’s a place full of artists, musicians, writers, students, and families. It’s a place that lacks judgment and does not lack a loving community; it’s culturally dense and requires much more than one visit — more coming soon. 😉

  • Confessions of a Lifeguard

    By Becky, (who is) still waiting for the Baywatch end credit

    The best job a girl could have is a beach lifeguard. I’d liken my experience to that of a cloistered nun – though instead of a habit and floor-length black garb, I’d don a red swimsuit and tan like Pam Anderson in Baywatch. 

    I’d ride five blocks on my baby blue beach cruiser bike to work, skid in at ten-fifteen on the dot, toy with my frayed Pura Vida bracelet as the lieutenant assigned lifeguards to our posts for the day. I’d immediately pipe up when they asked who wanted the bays – first and last word I’d say in the morning. Five past ten is too early of a wakeup time to spare any energy for chitchat, despite what Big Employment tells us. The bays were the easiest to guard: no waves and no one on the beach until lunchtime, except for a lone retiree and maybe a stray Brooklynite that thought they could sneak into Breezy Point. Those fools! I can spot them by their scowl and hideous man-buns! That’s not a friendly Breezy Pointer! 

    Couple minutes later, I’d scoop up a walkie-talkie from the basket and cruise three blocks to the lifeguard chair, throwing down my bike on the sand, rusted kickstand be damned. I’d clumsily set up the patriotic Cooperative-provided umbrella (an Irish girl’s got to have a barrier between her pale skin and enemy number one, sunlight) and tuck my legs to my chest, watching the little sailboats with white masts drift past the buoys, Brooklyn a mile-and-a-half in front of me, the Manhattan skyline just beyond, just a haze in midmorning. From my vantage point six feet from the ground, if I wished, I could survey the shores of New Jersey to my far left, Staten Island (didn’t particularly care to look much at those two entities, to be perfectly honest), Coney Island, Manhattan Beach (the kind with the nouveau-riche Russians, not the Californians) to my twelve-o-clock, the control tower at JFK, and the postcard-ready white-and-blue Breezy Point lighthouse to my right. What a joy to have all of New York City under my supervision! No crime, no death, no taxes under my watchful gaze! 

    I’d then turn my attention to the most important matter, the life-or-death duty of every tried-and-true lifeguard: considering the topic of philosophical thought for the day, my music choice for the hour. Now, don’t pretend like I wasn’t completely alert and ready to save lives at a moment’s notice – the horseshoe crab had moved six inches towards the shoreline since I’d set up my umbrella, actually, I’ll have you know. As for the music choice, sometimes Bob Marley would win out, and I’d pretend to be somewhere in the Caribbean sipping from a coconut. Maybe I’d put on the Doors and “Riders from the Storm” would become background noise for lofty sorts of ideas that ranged from religion to politics to whether I really agreed with Ayn Rand about the merits of form-follows-function architecture and professional success as (wo)man’s defining source of happiness. A girl’s got nothing else to do when staring at the sea. Also, I was unreasonably obsessed with Ayn Rand this summer, later vindicated by those 24-year-old AI startup Silicon Valley geniuses who probably cracked ten million in seed funding before I got up for my lunch break.

    At first thought, I sound irritatingly pretentious, but I’ve got a long history of hours spent staring at a pool, lifeguarding in Brooklyn that forced a level of boredom upon me that punished any want for instant gratification. If you were caught with your phone on the chair, you were sacked, and I didn’t dare risk a reprimand from my supervisor, a no-nonsense mother of three who ran the place like a warship. 

    Back on the sand. Can you imagine a New York City beach with absolutely nobody, yes, devoid of people, not a single soul as far as the eye can see? Can you imagine Billionaire’s Row and One World Trade within sight distance, sun beating down on your skin, and yet a silence so still you considered for a moment that you might be deaf? Can’t you see why I’d spend every single waking second for the rest of my life if I could, sitting here, day in, day out, 80 degrees, three little white sailboats within swimming distance, good music, and any little worries swallowed whole by the current in Jamaica Bay?

    Unfortunately and rather cynically, the lightning strike at the beginning of last August kind of took me out of my reverie. Apparently you’ve got a one in ten thousand chance of getting struck by a bolt. I don’t count myself as one of the (un)lucky, though, because I think only my umbrella was hit (who woulda thought, the tallest metal point around really does attract lightning, I just wanted to put good old Ben Franklin to the test!). I bought a lotto ticket the next day and didn’t win the Powerball. So there was really no point, I guess, except it’s a really killer icebreaker fact in an otherwise routine round-the-class introduction, and I got recognized once at the local pub. Maybe it was a much-needed jolt back to reality, a sign telling me that Ayn Rand was right: I need to take pride in my work and not just listen to reggae all day on the lifeguard chair. Or maybe it was just a great excuse to get a paid day off, which, complete no-brainer, I spent at the beach. Even got to wear a real bikini this time!

  • The Best New York has to Offer

    To answer New York City’s most recently asked question, “where has Sunbleacht gone,” we’ve gone to London and Florence. Forever. 

    Just kidding. It was bittersweet to leave NYC and hop over the pond, and we’ve been talking about the things that we will miss the most. Those conversations spiraled into the stories you’re about to read, discussing our favorite memories from the past 365 days.

    Becky

    A night out always starts off well when Alisia or Graciela’s got a new item of clothing to show off to me. That alone takes up at least 10 minutes of conversation. In this case, it was Alisia’s vintage Ralph Lauren Rudyard-Kipling Jungle-book inspired sweater. 

    We kicked off the festivities (every weekend was a special feast day, much like medieval peasants had, except we were teen girls with havoc to wreak and an itch in our hearts to dance) at Cafe Select, where Nice Jewish Boys and Italian Stallions alike chowed down on the smelliest cheese fondue that had ever had the displeasure of gracing my nostrils. Seriously, it was like foot-and-mouth disease had been made into a culinary specialty. We discussed Alisia’s camp stories, delved a bit into psychology (the topic du jour was schizophrenia, if I remembered correctly — coincidentally, a disorder that shared its name with a current popular baby name amongst the carnivore-only dieting types), and shots were purchased for each of us by a self-reported owner of a local well-heeled hotel (I chose to suspend my disbelief about whether he was telling the truth or not).

    I achieved my favorite photo of Alisia and Graciela to date: the two of them sipping on overfilled cosmos like cats lapping up milk from saucers. We returned to our Broome Street den of sins and hedonism, where we celebrated the name-day, Central European style, of Rebucci, Grucci, and Alucci — our evil alter egos — and commemorated this world-changing anniversary by scrawling our names on little puzzle-piece Post-It notes. Just like how the Vikings baptized their young, I’ve read.

    After a merry skip, hop, and jump to Paul’s, we secured our spot on the dance floor, twirling around to anachronistically combined Morrissey and Kesha like little gremlins possessed by the ghosts of Studio 54. A friendly offer for a cigarette led the three of us to a Gramercy afterparty, where I was thrilled to discover a curved spiral staircase, ostensibly leading to a damsel in distress locked away in a tower. I pushed my phone toward Alisia for a quick photoshoot before I drunkenly attempted to save this supposed damsel in distress, posing in a fascinatingly weather-inappropriate outfit of a coat and open-toed espadrilles, and then, forgetting about my quest, passionately flipped through a coffee table book—much to the displeasure of the other partygoers, upon whom I had imposed a politically inappropriate Overton-window-smashing conversation. 

    As a favorite-night runner-up — a little sweet treat after the starring dish — here was a favorite moment of mine: the time that Alisia picked up a fair-sized tire rim off the ground on Greene Street and brought it to Paul’s Baby Grand with her as a present for the bouncers.

    Graciela

    It was a Saturday near the end of April in NYC when the sun was finally coming out and everyone was coming out of hibernation. I knew I wanted to avoid the SoHo crowds and with nothing else to do, I decided it was the perfect day to take a solo adventure up to Central Park. I put on my favorite red floral midi skirt and packed my bag with my journal, book, headphones, and my disposable camera that I never finished from a year ago and took the 6 train uptown. 

    As I entered the park, the trees were blooming and the weather was perfect. I took photos and called my mom while I walked around until I found the perfect little spot by a tree to sit down at. We chatted and my mom sent me photos of all these cute puppies she was looking to maybe get (but never did – so if you’re reading this you should still get another puppy, mom).  

    After hanging up I was able to put on some music and journal a bit which I so rarely end up ever actually doing. I laid down and people watched for a while and eventually decided to try out this cute cafe I found somewhat nearby. I journeyed over and prayed for seating. I was blessed with a seat inside with air conditioning to escape the heat after the walk over and was able to order a latte and a macaroon. 

    Right as I finished off my coffee and was heading back out, I received a text from Alisia asking what I was up to and if I wanted to enjoy this beautiful day with a nice glass of champagne. And of course, what other answer is there other than yes? We had just launched the zine for Sunbleacht and we needed a proper celebration. We ended up realizing we were at completely different sides of the park, but as I walked south and she walked east we were able to perfectly meet up near one of the entrances. When Alisia walked through the park she saw there was a big crowd hanging out in Sheep Meadow. We decided to go to the nearest liquor store and each buy a bottle of champagne and go sit and drink over there. We realized we didn’t have any cups as we sat down so we just popped open our bottles, cheered to Sunbleacht and drank straight from them. We sat in the park drinking our champagne in the middle of about three different games going on (may have almost got hit by a few balls). One group even seemed to be drunkenly inventing their own game and invited us to join, but we had more fun just watching. We laughed and took silly photos till the sun started to set. Both of us had one of those moments where we were looking out at the city and almost didn’t even believe the two of us were really here, just two best friends living in New York City drinking a bottle of champagne watching a beautiful sunset in the park. 

    We started to head back as it was getting dark. We hid our champagne in our bags and decided to walk home. The 65 or so blocks flew by quicker than usual. By the time we were home I had my bottle, and the rest of Alisia’s, and a 7th Street burger. But although the sun had set, the night was just beginning… 

    Afterwards, I got mostly ready… and then maybe fell asleep for a little bit. However, revived by Alisia I was up and ready to hit the town. We spent the night at the one and only Paul’s Casablanca. We said hello to all our favorite people and danced the night away. 

    We ended up back home before we realized we needed to finish the night the correct way with Champion Pizza. Alisia grabbed her film camera and we went just down the block to get the best pizza in the city. Champion has a button with a timer that if you hit at the exact 10 second mark you get a free cheese slice. I always try with no luck. I ordered my usual cheese slice and I started hitting the button just for fun. It was a delighted surprise when I got it right on the 10 second mark after only a couple tries. The 3 am crowd cheered loud for me and Alisia captured the epic moment on film. I savored my delicious winning slice to end my perfect NYC day.

    Alisia

    Like all perfect days, mine started at 1 am in Paul’s Casablanca. 

    While the dance floor was empty until around 2 am, Graciela and I saw no shame in being the only ones twirling for the time being. We met some other southern girls, which was a fun conversation about the NY-LA (Louisiana, not Los Angeles) pipeline. The rest of the night consisted of bouncing back and forth between chatting with our friends who work there and making up dances on the dance floor. When in doubt, I tend to hit my “toddler dance,” which I will not further elaborate on. 

    As tradition goes, afterwards we took a cab to Prince Street Pizza. Another friend hopped in and joined us, and while chatting in line we realized we only lived a block apart. We walked our slices towards Alphabet City and helped him carry some hefty Amazon boxes up to his apartment, where we played chess until the sun came up. 

    The next morning, Graciela and I decided to indulge in our favorite activity: a multihour, aimless walk. We stopped somewhere to get a smoothie and watched the high school girls remake it four separate times, which amused us for the rest of the day. The next time I went into that cafe, the girl apologized for recognizing me but not knowing my name, and then excitedly told me that it was her last day. 

    We started the trek up the West Side Highway. When I walk around, I usually tend to look straight ahead or down, as I’m often just autopiloting my body around the city. But I made it a goal to notice things I’d never noticed before as it was one of my last weekends in the city for nine months. My first victim was a building I’d passed by almost everyday, wondering whether or not it was a hotel. In a way that almost felt illegal, we stared into the windows from 2 blocks and a highway away, trying to make out people and furniture. From the identical positioning of furniture, we decided it was a hotel. One man opened his curtains, jumped up and down waving, and as soon as we waved back a woman came and shut the curtains. In my imagination they’d just had a conversation that went something like: 

    “No one can see us. Just watch,” and he started jumping and waving, but then we proved him wrong. We went on with our walk. 

    I told Graciela about how when I was younger and spent a lot of time in Florida, I’d try and “talk to the water.” I’d try to get the waves to be really big when it was my turn to boogie board. As a kid, this made total sense to me because I believed inanimate objects and nature could hear me and had feelings, and because I was a nice kid they would maybe help me out in my boogie boarding. I noticed many things I hadn’t before on our walk, which I really appreciated. I started to make fun of myself and annoy Graciela by telling her “I’ve been looking – but have I been SEEING?” every 15 or so minutes. 

    Becky was making her way into the city, and we all met up in Madison Square Park to chat about the previous night. We then walked our way back down to our apartment to change and go to St. Mark’s Place for dinner. On the way there, MyLifeAsEva walked by us. I usually try to not acknowledge famous people because that’s the way I’d like to be treated, but considering she fueled my childhood obsession with little crafts I quickly told her “I loved your videos growing up” in passing. While eating dinner, I watched Machine Gun Kelly walk by us with his guitar, but our interaction consisted of “don’t talk to me” eye contact, and I obliged. The most memorable part of the random restaurant we sat down at was its wallpaper which depicted little monochrome drawings in sexual acts.

    My perfect day consisted of my regularly programmed schedule, which I spend a lot of time thinking about while I’m away.

  • You Should be a Night Walker

    I was sixteen when I stepped into a nightclub for the first time.

    Rumor had it that there was a multi-story bar on Hubbard Street in my hometown of Chicago where you didn’t need an ID to get in — just slip the bouncer some cash. Word got around, leapfrogging from friend group to friend group, as juicy information tends to do among high schoolers in the city.

    One Saturday night, instead of doing my pre-calculus worksheets or finishing an essay on The Great Gatsby, I lined up with some friends on the sidewalk, still damp and darkened from that afternoon’s rainfall. One by one, we faced the imposing bouncer dressed in all black, who asked for our IDs. Just like we’d practiced, each of us silently shoved our cash into his hand. After a few nervous moments that felt like an eternity, he moved to the side and waved us in.

    Just like that, my cohort graduated from house parties in Lincoln Park to the nightclubs of River North.

    Now, let’s be clear: if I were a parent and found out my sixteen-year-old was out clubbing, I would short-circuit, to say the least. Luckily, sixteen-year-old me told my parents I was at my friend Sasha’s, who conveniently lived a block from the club. When I quietly snuck back home two hours later, slightly tipsy, they were none the wiser.

    I spent countless weekends immersed in this nocturnal world with my friends. We weren’t particularly adventurous, as the nightlife offerings were understandably limited at our age. Relegated to college dive bars and the scummiest of nightclubs who didn’t care who they let in, we traipsed through every dance floor and made it our own. I felt like I had stumbled into a secret world.

    The vampiric, nocturnal landscape of nightlife took on a far different form when I arrived in New York City. In high school, I had come to understand bars and clubs as a seedy leisure activity. A guilty pleasure. It certainly wasn’t admirable — it was a frivolous time-waster that promised trouble equal to its weight in entertainment value.

    New York taught me that that was all wrong.

    Nightlife rewards good people skills and good judgment. The ability to let loose and dance like you don’t take yourself too seriously, but also stay firmly and respectably in control. Know how to talk to people, and know not to take the drugs they give you. Learn not to kiss every boy who wants you.

    Clubland was a career starter for some. RuPaul and Amanda Lepore. Patricia Field and Susanne Bartsch. Some of the Club Kids of the 80s stayed in the nightlife scene, while others branched into television or fashion using the social networks they formed at boîtes and soirees across downtown watering holes. A guy I went out with for a few months (and whom I semi-sneeringly nicknamed “Mr. Blonde” in early installments of my nightlife column) told me he met the modeling agent who would eventually “discover” him, as well as the executive who promptly hired him as an Assistant Editor at a New York culture magazine, at a weekly party he religiously attended on the West side. 

    In my vampiric world, I encounter people who lead polar opposite lives from mine. Creatures whom I would have never met under the light of the sun — only when the moon is out do our lives have a chance to intertwine. They work in Midtown or SoHo; I go to school in the Village. They live in Williamsburg; I have a dorm in Gramercy. After five p.m. they make music in their friend’s brownstone or do photoshoots and fashion styling for magazines. After five, I sit in the park or take the 6 Train home to write or nap. They’ve lived here for years upon years. I’m on my second — in a city big enough that our paths might never have crossed otherwise. But each night, we all implicitly know where the party is.

  • On Eccentricity

    A little old lady with purple tortoiseshell glasses, green acrylic nails and mild halitosis; an apartment covered floor-to-ceiling with jungle print and crocheted stuffed animals and hideously clashing shades of orange, purple and green; the lone woman in black paint and white straightjacket with long, stringy black hair that performs a nauseating sort of interpretive dance in front of Washington Square Arch. That right there is the spectrum of people and places I’ve always thought of when I hear the word “eccentric.”

    So when Alisia christened our magazine’s tagline as, “eccentric, for the eccentric, by the eccentric,” I had reservations. I obsessed over finding an alternative with an amount of neurotic determination that’s wildly inappropriate for three syllables. “Unconventional?” Too overused to be catchy. A word that’s been chewed up, spat out, and stepped on by lifestyle brands. “Bizarre?” Now that evokes impressions of a Moroccan bazaar, a two-headed goat, a bright green Ripley’s Believe It or Not! encyclopedia. It would be blasphemous to refer to ourselves as bizarre. We’re hard-working taxpayers (on paper), not circus animals. “Freaky?” Not quite the kind of thing I’d want my future employers to see in the search results. “FREAKY by FREAKS for FREAKS.” Yeah, this girl would be a great fit for our, uh, asset management division.

    But the die was cast. Eccentric’s hold on our brand had gone past the point of last return, sailed far past the strait of Gibraltar, had shot light-years beyond the Van Allen belt. I surrendered to Alisia’s vision – creative director knows best, creative director knows best. Eccentric, I decided, would be gifted a rebrand, free of charge. Merriam-Webster would be sent a rather demanding letter to see to the change. It was no longer the kind of word you’d get called by a fair-weather friend that attempts to explain the off-kilter sort of way about you to another friend while you’re getting yourself another drink at a house party. The eccentric subject would no longer cower under the weight of the connotation of “strange” or “uncool” in purple tortoiseshell glasses and a feather boa. 

    We had a radical new eccentric to define – had to be sharp, irreverent, witty, flirtatious, probably. A heavy burden for three girls who can count daytime naps under their top five favorite hobbies.

    How to start? I sought advice from Descartes’ basics – I think, therefore I am. Writers are eccentric, naturally. The good ones, certainly. Occasionally, even the bad ones (lucky me!). The sort of oddity that describes eccentricity really boils down to juxtaposition. Eccentricity is passion, obviously manifested; eccentricity is nonconformity, visually and cognitively. Eccentricity is a vision seen through a tunnel wide enough for only one head. 

    I’d like to think our magazine will define our own brand of eccentricity. I love to criticize a mission statement that misses the mark, so to allow myself to be a little lazy, and to retain a little wily feminine mystery, I’ll keep my examples close. I’ll let Sunbleacht speak for itself.